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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:31

They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
So they tried
Next, they tried...