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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

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No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

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No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

So they tried

Next, they tried...